Cannabis Love Languages

Isn’t that heart cute? I just learned how to do that today. It’s a less than sign and a 3 with no spaces in between. Pretty neat right?

Alright enough about my grand <3 accomplishment and insightful pixel art. You’re here to read all about the love languages of cannabis. Brought to you by Lemonnade Sacramento, a premier cannabis dispensary located in Sacramento CA and of course me. With so many cannabis products and flower options to choose from, paired with an excellent staff ready to serve you, there’s something here for everyone so come and enjoy. All are welcome! Alright SEO plug out of the way.

You’ve probably heard of the five love languages. The capstone for a strong relationship apparently begins with understanding the needs of others through the primary and secondary love languages your partner responds to. The love language concept has been written about and rewritten about so many times there’s more versions than I can count out there, including this creative masterpiece. There are love languages for men, women, and even pets too. Yes, you heard me right, your lizard Frank has a love language too!

Ahem. Fundamentally though there are five love languages.

Words of Affirmation
Quality Time
Receiving Gifts
Acts of Service
Physical Touch

If you want to get to know more about these love languages, I’ve got great news for you! You can go online, and search google for a self-help book! A quick tip, the guides that (possibly) aren’t helpful will be used and sold at discounted prices. I got your back homie 😉.

Because this article is about the five love languages of cannabis, didn’t you read the title? I’m not here to hand out free relationship advice. Trust me, you wouldn’t want it from me. I am in no way qualified or licensed to do so. I mean it’s possible you and your partner would join forces in equal opposition to my terrible advice… but that’s only a short-term solution. But all else the same there’s cannabis. So, here’s my paper mâché artistic and oh so insightful version of the 5 cannabis love languages.

Buds of Affirmation

Buds of affirmation are all about encouraging your buds to be their best flower to make them shine. Take it this way, people like compliments. I’ve found that whenever I see someone I recognize, I always ask if they lost weight because they seem to like it. Use this method sparingly though, gotta know your audience.

But yes compliments are king for sure. Next time you have a bud of choice quality from Lemonnade Sacramento, be sure to say something like, “you know what, you are just the most thoughtful bud I know, you just seem to always know what I need, just like, I appreciate you and everything you do, life just wouldn’t be as beautiful without the kindness and thoughtfulness you bring to me.” Isn’t that sweet? Whisper the sweet nothings to your bud, affirm your bud.

Quality Flower

Quality flower is all about how you spend time with your flower and one another. Are you a morning flower or a nighttime bloomer? What kind of activity are you planning with your flower. It’s important to set aside time for your flower so it knows how much you appreciate it. One on one time is especially important to these types of flowers which need you to spend a little more time on them so they know how much you value them. Quality time with your flower is key.

Burning Gifts

If your cannabis’ love language is burning gifts, get ready to shower them with the best accessories possible. Your flower will greatly appreciate a quality grinder, to show you appreciate each and every ounce of its potent love. Next consider buying a high-quality paper to roll it in, it shows how thoughtful you are to it, and the value you place on it. Perhaps it’s the right device to light a flame to it. Only you know your flower best, so make sure to really take the time to select an accessory that shows how much you care about and value your flowers. They will appreciate you for it, I guarantee it.

Dabs of Service

Maybe your cannabis needs you to go out of your way a bit for it. To be a little more thoughtful and active in showing how much you care by doing considerate services for it. Dabs of service are all about having an open mind, observation, and gently putting into action a carefully thought out and planned service. Clean the aperture even when not asked, gently light the flame, and don’t act as if it’s an arduous task. If you get burned, don’t be discouraged, be sure to try again. Timing can be key here. Remember you’re doing this for your dabs, to make sure they are aware that you know how to be a real partner in these sessions. You are here for your dabs, because they are always here for you.

Mechanical Touch

Maybe your cannabis is housed in a delicate device like a vape. We’re going to go down memory lane for this one. Try to remember to pat your vape in your pocket the way it likes to be patted. Think back to the first time you and your vape went on a stroll and the thrill of drawing it to your lips for the first time. Rediscover those intimate places you and your vape have been and go back to those isolated scenic places drawing your vape in your hand, closing your eyes and gently pressing the button as it presses against you once again. This new moment, this old moment, to be re-lived by only you and your device now, your place in this world together… forever.

Wrapped-Up

Alright, I’ve got all the fuzzies and good feelings. I hope you do too and have learned some valuable lessons here. If it were up to me, I would share this message of how to develop a deeper understanding of forming a stronger relationship to cannabis and cannabis products with everyone who needs it. We each come to cannabis with different histories and personalities. I dream that one day, everyone with a relationship with cannabis can ensure it is long lasting, caring, and understanding. May this guide have served you well.

If you need additional advice on how to treat your cannabis flower and products right, be sure to head over to Lemonnade Sacramento. Their budtenders can help you not only select the right strains and best practices, but give you one on one advice on the how to’s of how to enjoy one another to your fullest. Whether it’s strengthening what’s already there, or rekindling that spark, we are here for you!

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